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MOVEMENT: UP & OUT

Lil- Calif.

The bosom, the most definitively feminine thing about any person, is, fashion-wise, in . . . and coming around for the Boring Bosomless Twenties I add thanks almost daily as the bosom becomes more hon- estly defined in its configurations, movement and actually a part of a girl's costume. It has become not only acceptable but "in" for one not only to allow the true basic contours to come through but also the nipple to be in evidence. Movement and this fine delineation of detail is all to the good.

Actually what I want to discuss is techniques and possibilities with the gelatine-filled inserts offered by this publication. This is not a sales promotion but actually, rather, a hint or so of my experience with these delightful self-improvers. Truth is I was fit to kill with frustration and anger when I tried to follow directions in preparing them. Truth is, too, I was shaking with the excitement of the possibilities . . . all of which were fulfilled, and more. As you shall see.

The point at which I was ready to claw the ceiling came when I tried to insert the fluid which was to jell and become "me." There is a simple law that if something goes into a restricted area something has to come out. Namely air. The fluid would not go in. The air would not come out. I found a solution, in two parts:

1. A plastic condiment bottle. I filled that with the fluid, slit a hole in it to allow air to escape so the fluid would get the heck out.

2. I slit a tiny hole in the polythlene insert (this hurt like do-it- yourself surgery!) Then I could squeeze the fluid in to exactly the right amount.

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